You would think:
a) I live in an ancient, haunted house that the children dare each other to run up and touch the porch rail before the crazy one-toothed witch catches them and makes them into stew (not true, I have more than one tooth)
b) I never clean (not true, I clean every week)
c) I harvest cobwebs for scientific research of the tensile strength of spider webs for future space use. (not true, NASA won't return my calls)
I am afraid if I sleep too long I will wake up spun into a giant spider web cocoon. Let the new nightmares begin.
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