How is that my fault?

My lawn looks absurd. It is very scruffy and uneven because I had to set the mower to it's highest setting to cut the grass because the grass had gotten really tall. It looks like a rejected shag rug. That was attacked by a child wielding a dull scissors. With poor depth perception. Who couldn't walk a straight line. And maybe had some Scotch.

And the grass had gotten so very tall because I never got a chance to mow it. And by "never got a chance to mow it" I mean whenever I had a chance to mow the lawn it was too hot or I didn't want to.

So, not really my fault.